

(Source: rosereturns, via beckettinlove)
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
(via awesomephilia)
there are people who think kit kats taste good
yeah they’re called smart people
(via iwillmindfuckyou)

i took this in a toilet while my grandma was waiting for me outside and she said “gosh you took so long i thought you must have fallen in or something” but little does she know i was actually just taking selfies
(via circumcisions)